Long day

Friday December 11 2009 by Simon Varwell

Thank goodness it’s Friday.

I rounded off a busy week with a long day in Thurso – leaving in the dark and not really seeing sunrise until I’d crossed two county boundaries, seeing the sun peep out of the North Sea and bathe the east coast of Sutherland and sky above it with beautiful, fiery redness.

Add to that the Bladerunner-esque sight of rigs in the Cromarty Firth lit up against the pre-dawn, and the haunting scenes of wind turbines, abandoned and lonely buildings and thick forests all backdropped by thick, atmospheric fog which has dogged most of Scotland, and it was a pretty sensational journey.

Shame I was driving and didn’t really have the time to stop for photos.  You’ll have to take my word for it that it was one of the nicest drives up the rollercoaster that is the A9 north.

You’ll also have to take my word for it that “backdropped” is a real word.  It’s been a long day so I feel I am allowed some creativity with the English language.

Emerging details

Wednesday December 9 2009 by Simon Varwell

I met up with Bob, my publisher from Sandstone Press, last night.

We were discussing details relating to the launch of my book and various other bits and pieces do to with publicity.

The launch will take place in the Bishop’s Palace, a beautiful old annex to Inverness’s Eden Court Theatre.

As the name suggests, it was the residence of the Bishop of the nearby Inverness Cathedral, and became a part of Eden Court in the 1970s I think.  I’d never been in it, and just as it is impressive outside, so it is inside.  It is either very under-utilised or very under-publicised. 

I took a couple of photos of the interior, albeit on my iPhone.

If your experience of Eden Court has only been the architectural mixed bag that is the main venue spaces, then my launch will be the perfect opportunity to see around the quite lovely old palace.

I’m still waiting for one or two other details to be confirmed, but for the time being you might like to put Monday 1 February at 6pm into your diary, or check out my latest post on my Sandstone blog.  If you can make it, of course…

Backwards and forwards

Sunday December 6 2009 by Simon Varwell

Tonight, I’ve been doing some much-needed sorting in the flat (it’s no longer exclusively my domain now, after all).  The main target was long-standing piles of all sorts under my bed, and – as is the case when you sort through stuff you’ve forgotten about – I made one or two really interesting discoveries.

I found, for instance, my photos from the big travels Niall and I embarked upon in the autumn of 2001 after university.  Back in the pre-digital days (for me, anyway), my photos all got developed, regardless of quality, and it was a novelty to thumb through actual photos in my hand, even if most were blurred or worse.  It was a nice trip down memory lane, cramming in three and a half months’ travelling through over a dozen countries into just ten minutes’ (old-skool definition) browsing; and reflecting on how much better I am at photography these days, surely not just thanks to digital cameras.

I also unearthed my photos from the 2003 trip to Albania, my last big pre-digital adventure and the first in the mullet quest.  Both journeys – as core narrative and occasional flashback unrespectively – are covered in Up The Creek Without A Mullet.

Niall asked some time ago for my 2001 photos so he could scan them for posterity, so perhaps once that’s done I could upload a few to my Flickr and include them in a book-related section on my website.

All tasks for an indeterminate time in the future, however, as work will keep me very busy this week.  I’m off to Skye tomorrow, Orkney on Wednesday, and Thurso on Friday.  I should also, by the end of the week, have had a meeting to thrash out details of the book launch, received some wedding photos in the post, and seen more straightening out of the flat.

Roll on Christmas…

Whisky tasting

Saturday December 5 2009 by Simon Varwell

Click to see notes on each whisky

I was at a whisky-tasting last night, organised by a friend, and led by a friend of his from Edinburgh who is something of a whisky buff.

It wasn’t just any old whisky-tasting, however – the six bottles the twenty of us sampled were all rare, expensive and cask strength (straight out of the barrel at up to 67% alcohol and not watered down to the usual 40%).  Thus it was the sort of stuff most of us wouldn’t normally have the money to buy or opportunity to taste, so it was definitely a special evening

It was great fun trying them all, and guessing where they came from and how old they were.  I was wildly wrong in most of my guesses, which disappointed me given I once worked in a distillery and have form in whisky competitions.

To keep track of the six and remember them for posterity, I took a photo of each bottle and wrote notes on each dram in my iPhone, with a view to writing a blog later.

Reading the notes this morning, however, they seem slightly less evocative and a great deal more abstract than last night, and thus it’s hard to remember the flavours, smells and textures quite so easily.  Have a read of my notes for one of them, for instance:

Smell: calamine lotion, peat, TCP, chargrilled, almost steaky.  Taste: smoky, smooth; with water: caramel, sugary.  Region: Campbeltown; whisky: Longrow, Springbank.  7 years, 55%.

It’s like the shipping forecast: slightly poetic but not particularly helpful.  Describing something as tasting like calamine lotion or TCP probably doesn’t do justice to what was actually a most enjoyable tipple.

Instead, I’ll simply refer you to the photo above, and suggest you click through to the original photo on Flickr, where I’ve put notes against each bottle about what it was.

I will, though, mention two highlights.  One was a whisky from the long-closed Glen Mhor distillery in Inverness – a harsh, bitter and pungent dram but memorable because we were drinking not only something of which there were finite quantities remaining, but also because it has now been demolished and replaced by the Telford Street retail park.

The same place has also built upon the foundations and memories of the Caledonian F.C. stadium.  You’d never think, driving the wide streets lined with retail units, that it was such a historic part of town.  I felt a little guilty drinking such a rare whisky knowing no more would ever be produced.

The second one worth highlighting was by far and away my favourite, and the favourite of most of us attending last night.  It was a 32 year old Glenglassaugh, a heavy, cloudy and thick Speyside from Portsoy with a delicious soft, warm and sweet taste.  A sort of liquid Christmas pudding, it was probably one of the nicest whiskies I’ve ever tasted, and (at around £80 a bottle) that I am likely to for some time too.

Coming back down to earth, my next dram is probably going to be a more modest Laphroaig, which is the current bottle du shelf. I expect it will seem quite ordinary in comparison.

New arrival

Wednesday December 2 2009 by Simon Varwell

It's arrived!Guess what popped through the post today?  Yup, my first copy of the book.  It looks, feels and even smells terrific.  Though as the author I accept might be a little biased.

On top of a hectic time at work, lots going on in the flat, and adjustment to married life (wedding photos here soon), there’s lots going on in the book world too.

The book is out in February 2010 and I am working with Sandstone Press on launch and publicity details, while my website and this blog will be integrated and get a much-needed facelift very soon.

More on all of that in the next couple of weeks I hope.

Meanwhile, I’ve just posted a new blog entry on the Sandstone Press website.

Home

Monday November 30 2009 by Simon Varwell

I’m back.  Needless to say, the wedding and honeymoon have been marvellous.

It’s only the first full day of reality, back home in Inverness, and there are a million and one things to do today.  Not least going back to work with a bump – I’m off to Aberdeen for 24 hours later.

There’ll be time for words and photos later, but may I leave you for now with this stunning set of shots taken by my cousin Helen.

Away

Friday November 20 2009 by Simon Varwell

I’m in in Aberdeen overnight, on my way to get married on Saturday in Ballater.

Please leave a Limerick, and I’ll get back to you in a week and a half or so.

Sandstone Blog

Tuesday November 17 2009 by Simon Varwell

I’ve just written a quick ditty on the Sandstone Press website: my first contribution to the blogspot there.

I’ve tried to be relatively serious.  Athough my book is quite light-hearted in places, I don’t want to dent the gravitas of a major Scottish publisher.

Hopefully, though, I’ve got the tone right and my contribution is not too pretentious and self-absorbed – I’d hate to become one of those awfully up-themselves writer types…

Now, where’s my polo neck and Gauloises?

Three – the soap opera continues

Monday November 16 2009 by Simon Varwell

You may recall from some previous posts that I’ve been having some awful trouble closing my old mobile account with Three.

For those new to the saga, here’s a run-down of what’s happened, with some more recent developments:

June 2009 – I get an iPhone with 02.  I close down my account with Three.

June to September 2009 – Three keep charging me line rental, failing to remember that my account has been closed.  There are also other issues about notice periods that aren’t worth going into here.

September  2009 – I write to them demanding a resolution and refund.  They write back saying yes but don’t.

October 2009 – I finally receive a bill (but not a final bill), which states that I am owed £118.71.  This money is not forthcoming.  I write back asking for it.

2 November 2009 – I get a letter back apologising, saying the money will be with me in around seven working days.  It isn’t.

Today – I phone up and ask where the money’s got to.  Apparently, I am told, it was posted on Friday, but is now a sum of around £20.  I ask if any explanation accompanies it, stating why it is a lesser amount.  I am told no, and demand that such an explanation is sent.  I doubt I will receive it, nor to be honest the cheque.

I’ve had a hunt around the internet and there are an alarming number of stories about poor Three customer service that it is hard to sift through it for anything comparable.  In my last letter I also threatened to go to the ombudsman, but seemingly I cannot do this until my complaint is closed and Three say that they cannot do any more for me.

I might try to write to them tomorrow, but barely know where to start and think that it might be better once I’ve slept on it.  I should also dig around for an email address, too.

As you can imagine, I have more important things to spend my time on this week than Three’s incompetence.

Knock on the door

Sunday November 15 2009 by Simon Varwell

I got back earlier this afternoon from my stag do.

Part one was a tremendously fun day of paintball, quad biking and clay pigeon shooting at Highland Activities.  They’re based in Kinloch Laggan, on a vast estate in a beautiful part of the world where cheesy TV drama Monarch of the Glen was filmed.  Part two was a night of food, music, one or two beverages and lots of laughs at a house in Contin.

It was great fun but I am now shattered.

The last thing I needed, then, barely half an hour after getting home, was some Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on the door.

Funny really, because I somehow knew that it would be some sort of religious visitor when I heard the knock, and it was only Monday past that I had two other JWs trying to tell me something or other.  Like that earlier visit, I gave them short thrift, interrupting their polite spiel to tell them I wasn’t interested and was a Christian, closing the door in their face as politely and firmly as I could.

It brought to mind that I had them at my door a few weeks ago too – and that wasn’t the first time.  Always in two, always starting out with an indirect line of conversation – starting out with leaflets about drug abuse, blood transfusions or “the truth”.  However, I am now skilled in instant recognition of copies of “The Watchtower” so am able to interrupt their enquiry before they get too far into their stride.

I am sure I should deal with them in a better way – by authoritatively taking apart their arguments, or showing their faith up to be an alarming misuse of the Bible; and of course I could certainly be more polite.  All of the above require patience and research, however, and I have a tendency to neither, at least on this matter.

But more than that, I am a bit concerned that they have been at my door so much lately.  Either they are rubbish at cross-referencing their outreach plans, or they are just hugely persistent.  And am I doing something wrong?  Am I only encouraging them by answering the door?

Now they know someone lives here who isn’t 100% rude or abusive (surely not that rare?), are they going to redouble their efforts?  There’s a Kingdom Hall not a million miles away from my flat, so perhaps I am one of their targets – handy, unthreatening, and professing a faith they regard as close to their own.

I wonder how soon it will be before they’re round again…