Smorgasbord

Tuesday July 1 2008 by Simon Varwell

Gulls and Eden Court

No major news to report at the moment, so here’s a run-down of the top ten bits and pieces not worth  whole blog entries to themselves.

  1. I have a bluebottle infestation in the flat.  I am spending the evening with the windows open, looking for any piles of manure or rotting corpses I may have absent-mindedly left lying around.
  2. The new Sigur Ros album arrived today.  It’s very good.  A little bit of a departure from their previous offerings, however, so I might take a few listens before reach any firm conclusions.  Incidentally, the latest edition of Q which I read in Loch Ossian Youth Hostel (of all places) has a hilarious article about the band.
  3. I was in Dundee yesterday for work.
  4. Work takes me to Glasgow tomorrow and Edinburgh the day after.  Here’s hoping the bluebottles don’t take over, horror film style, in the two days I am away.  Anyone at a loose end in Glasgow around 3 or Edinburgh around 8 tomorrow?
  5. I recently booked flights to the USA for September’s mullet-hunting expedition.  Justin is coming too.  I must blog all the latest mullet news soon.  Nag me if I don’t.
  6. I’m taking a holiday from Couchsurfing this month.  I’ve had some amazing people to stay the past couple of months, but I think I will appreciate a bit of peace and quiet in the flat for a while.  Bluebottles excepted.
  7. Thanks to one of my recent couchsurfers, I have discovered and been thrilled by the spectacular Mogwai-esque American band Explosions in the Sky.
  8. I am looking forward to August, when my work contract becomes permanent and I start working a four day week.
  9. I turn 30 in just over three weeks.  Gulp.  The Stenna stairlift is on order.
  10. I’ve taken a few ok-ish pictures around Inverness in the last few days.  One is above.

How are you?

What Was Lost

Friday June 27 2008 by Simon Varwell

It’s all quiet, and I am having a much-deserved night in.

So here, to save me from tidying the flat, is a plug for the latest book I read, one of those whose title and cover caught my eyes abruptly the other day, as books often do.  It’s called What Was Lost, and is set in and around the Green Oaks shopping centre in Birmingham across two decades.

The story, written in a gripping, tense and yet at the same time strangely gentle way, is part character piece, part murder mystery.  But more than that, it’s a poignant examination of the depersonalised existence of modern urban life, a concept I have loved in books like this and this.

Not the sort of book, based on its front and back cover, that I expected to make me laugh out loud in the bookstore on the very first page, but that’s exactly what what happened, and I was hooked from there.

I have a satisfyingly high “to read” pile, and hope that I’ll have plenty time over the summer to get stuck into it.

Up some hills

Wednesday June 25 2008 by Simon Varwell

Corrour

As I mentioned in my last post, I was hillwalking this past weekend in Corrour, by Loch Ossian.

It’s a repeat of the trip with St Silasites that I made last year.  And this year was great - much better weather, and not quite as punishing.

Corrour is a beautiful place due to its isolation, the dramatic scenery spectacular views you get from the top of hills (of which I climbed about three or four - I lost count to be honest).

The customary batch of photos can be found here.

My legs still ache, three days later.

Baby Jesus

Tuesday June 24 2008 by Simon Varwell

While on the top of a Munro on Saturday with a bunch of friends (report and photos to follow), we ended up in a discussion inspired by a South Park episode where the main characters make up Christian songs by simply replacing the word “baby” with “Jesus”.

We began to think of examples (we were all Christian, I must add). Some of the best ones included:

Come on Jesus light my fire
Jesus you can drive my car
Jesus, Jesus you know it/you’ve lost that loving feeling

and my personal favourite:

Hit me Jesus one more time

Any others you can think of?

Posh places

Wednesday June 18 2008 by Simon Varwell

St AndrewsI had a long day in Edinburgh today, and so here (logically enough) are some photos from Monday’s expedition to St Andrews.

St Andrews is the town is the home of Scotland’s oldest - and only medieval town - university (Aberdeen has Scotland’s only medieval campus university).

And it’s a pretty place, but not having its own railway station it’s got something of an isolated feel to it, in both the positive and negative sense.

Here are some photos.

I am now off to bed.

Derbyshire

Tuesday June 17 2008 by Simon Varwell

BubblesI’m back from Aberdeen, and as promised here are a few photos from the last few days.

These ones are from the Derbyshire leg of the trip.  There are still a few from St Andrews yesterday to upload, which I will do so later in the week.

However for now, I need to go to bed - back to the travels at the crack of dawn, with a long day trip to Edinburgh.

Roll on the good old 0645…

Alone

Monday June 16 2008 by Simon Varwell

Greetings from Justin’s flat, where I am digesting a very nice take away curry and enjoying a couple of beers salvaged from the fridge.

And I’m all alone.

Justin is away for a few days (very trustworthy of him to leave me the flat), Niall’s offshore, Mark and Claire are out of town, and various other Aberdonians I usually try to catch up with are either busy or away.

I’m passing through the Granite City at the end of another marathon adventure which saw me go down to Derbyshire for some friends’ wedding, and then come up to St Andrews for work and a quick but lovely catch-up with Gareth Saunders.  I have a meeting here in Aberdeen tomorrow and will eventually get back home that afternoon, after five nights away (photos of the trip will hopefully be forthcoming).

In a sense, however, I’m perfectly happy that the Aberdeen gang is all away, because an early night is just what I need - long journeys, late nights and a horrendous bout of hayfever have left me a bit weary.

I’d love to stick the telly on in Justin’s living room and watch whatever Euro 2008 match is on, but sadly I can’t.  Not because I’m not allowed but because I simply haven’t a clue how.  There are four remotes in Justin’s living room, and after having pointed them all at various electronic-looking things, all I’ve managed to do is make the DVD player whirr briefly and the television flash up a “no signal” message.

Ah well, at least the wireless internet works…

Six Degrees of Richard Bacon

Wednesday June 11 2008 by Simon Varwell

I was talking to a friend recently about the theory of six degrees of separation, which I find fascinating.

You’ve maybe heard of the derivative theory, six degrees of Kevin Bacon, which is that every actor is only six film connections away from Kevin Bacon.

I mentioned idly to my friend that there should also be a theory of six degrees of Richard Bacon, based on connections to to the TV and radio presenter Richard Bacon. Of course, it would have to be specific to him, and there are two options.

Firstly, it could be drugs-related. Bacon (Richard, not Kevin) famously was sacked from Blue Peter for taking cocaine (not in the show, it should be added). For example, someone who was taking cocaine with him at the time, or supplying it, might have a Richard Bacon factor of 1. Someone else connected to that person through the buying, selling or taking of drugs would have a Richard Bacon factor of 2. And so on from there, the theory being that every druggie in the world is only six degrees of drug-related separation from Richard Bacon.

Another option is through his excellent show on Radio 5 Live - someone who been a guest on the show might have a Richard Bacon factor of 1, someone who has appeared on radio with that person would have a factor of 2, and so on. Maybe everyone in radio is only six degrees of separation from Richard Bacon?

The possibilities are endless.

Of course, all this leaves open the idea of other bacon-related theories - such as the six degrees of smoky bacon, which could see the whole world interconnected through the consumption of crisps or even bacon butties.

There could also be the six degrees of Francis Bacon, but given he has been dead for nearly four centuries this could be difficult.

Football

Sunday June 8 2008 by Simon Varwell

Euro 2008 started yesterday. I am terminally uninterested, largely of course due to Scotland not being there, and partly because sport is so much less interesting when you have no TV and are relying on the radio and internet. The Champions’ League Final a wee while back was on the radio but I gave up listening after a few minutes. Unless there’s a Scottish team, it’s really hard to get animated.

Plus, I am not really in a football mood because the domestic season’s been over for a few weeks, and that was more than interesting enough. With the SPL title going down to the wire, the mighty Ross County going straight back up after winning division 2, and Gretna’s self-destruction, there was plenty to keep us interested.

And in Europe, Scotland’s representatives did well - Rangers defending their way to the UEFA Cup final, Celtic making the last 16 of the Champions’ League again, and Aberdeen doing creditably in the UEFA Cup too.

The national team is also continuing to show positive signs, and the first friendlies under George Burley suggest the 2010 World Cup qualifiers starting this autumn will allow for continued progress… and who knows, maybe qualification?

Next season should be exciting - will the championship go to the wire again?  Will Hearts ever get a credible manager?  Can Dundee United defeat the evil forces of refereeing?  Will anyone separate the old Firm?  Will Aberdeen continue to lose all their decent players and collapse into the bottom six?  How will Ross County do back in division 1?  And will the process to replace Gretna again strongly highlight the need for a Scottish football pyramid?

Once the summer’s over we can get back to the normal business of football and start finding out.

Lewis, Novy Odense and China

Saturday June 7 2008 by Simon Varwell

I’m delighted that most of my week off has seen glorious sunshine, and some of the couchsurfers I’ve hosted this week from hotter climes have found great amusement in my protestations that on occasion it has even been a bit too hot.

I’m the only person I know to have found Glasgow summers too hot. Surely global warming can’t make the same now true of Inverness…?

Today’s cooler though, with overcast skies and rain making their inevitable arrival to coincide with Rock Ness.

Besides the couchsurfers, the main activity of the week has been reading, and I’ve been working my way through quite a pile.

Earlier in the week I finished off The Living Past by Donald MacLeod, a book which (to say the least) has something of a niche market. It’s a reminisence of life growing up on the isle of Lewis in the middle of the twentieth century, touching on issues like childhood, school, religion and faith.

Like most other books by Lewismen that I’ve read, there’s a strong dose of self-importance, a belief that Lewis is the centre of the universe and everyone else ought to be told about it. For instance, MacLeod simply assumes that the reader will be fascinated by the minutiae of communion traditions in the island or in his views on fairly semantic issues of Presbyterian and Calvinist doctrine.

But then the book of obvious narrow interest, so I suppose why shouldn’t the self-selecting reader be expected to find it interesting? I must admit I found it well-written, occasionally fascinating and gently amusing in places.

On a slight tangent, if you want a slightly more contemporary and accessible exposé of life in Lewis, I can highly recommend the uncompromising, dark and highly amusing The Stornoway Way by Kevin MacNeil. Think “Trainspotting” set in Lewis, with the most beautiful and clever use of language (not just English). One of my favourite Scottish books of recent years.

Anyway, from Presbyterian reflections to Christian fundamentalist anathema - I went on to read the short novel Once Upon a Time in the North, by Philip Pullman, a follow-up to the brilliant His Dark Materials (about which I blogged some time ago, to much interesting and gratefully-received comment).

After Lyra’s Oxford it is the second novella to come out of the His Dark Materials universe, helping us understand more about the amazing world(s) and characters Pullman created in the epic trilogy. It is similarly short, readable and dramatic, with an action-packed, flowing but compact plot-line, and is highly recommendable to any fans of HDM.

Then today I finished the latest book from Joe Bennett, whose previous publications I have loved. Where Underpants Come From is part travelogue and part commentary on the modern capitalist world, and sees the author trace a pair of underpants he buys in his local supermarket back to source. He notes they’re “made in China”, but wonders specifically where and how.

It’s a mission that sees him visit factories, fields, cities and villages in China (and also, briefly, Thailand), his straight-talking wit proving a useful tool to tackle the diplomatic minefield of Chinese political, economic and cultural growth.

At times thoughtful, but mostly level-headed, funny and factual, it’s an accessible and entertaining examination of China’s history, its place in the world, and the nature of the global economy. Bennett is a very funny writer, and while writing this paragraph I’ve just hopped on to Amazon to buy three more of his books.

So that’s my reading from the past while, and there’s more to come as I continue to attack the “to read” pile. I seem to be spending a lot of money on books these days, but I suppose it’s better than blowing it all on prostitutes and crack cocaine.

Of course, I could be doing that too, and just not blogging about it…