This evening I wrote the following email to the secretary of Palacerigg Golf Club in Cumbernauld in an attempt to contact Sheila Sergenson.
If I get a response, you’ll be first to know. Well, at least second, after me.
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From: Simon Varwell <mail@simonvarwell.co.uk>
To: secretary@palacerigg.co.uk
Date: Aug 21, 2006 9:25 PM
Subject: Contacting Sheila Sergenson
Dear club secretary
This might seem like a bizarre enquiry, but I am a resident of Glasgow and am attempting to contact someone by the name of Sheila Sergenson, who I believe is a member of your club.
The other week a Royal Bank of Scotland five pound note came into my possession – I don’t remember precisely how or when – which has “Sheila Sergenson” written on it. You can see it at http://www.simonvarwell.co.uk/sergenson.jpg. Being of an easily-bored disposition, I decided it might be rather fun to see if I could return the banknote to her. A friend did a “google” search and found mention of her on your club’s website. Hence my email.
I’d be intrigued to find out why someone wrote “Sheila Sergenson” on a banknote. I’ve heard it’s quite a common challenge to write your name on a banknote and then spend the note, just to see if you ever get it back again or hear from someone who finds it. In which case please let her know that she’s succeeded. If she would like her £5 back, I’d be happy to send it to her care of the golf club as a memento of her successful mission.
If of course it was someone else who wrote it, then I wonder why. Perhaps someone felt she deserved to have her name recorded due to her skill as a golfer. Or maybe someone accidentally confused their bingo money for their address book.
Anyway, if you could pass on the message and let me know if she would like her £5 back, I would be so grateful. And if she doesn’t, perhaps I could send it to you anyway as a donation to club funds. Or even better, you could frame it and put it on the wall of the clubhouse, above the caption: “The mystery of how one of our members’ names ended up on a Royal Bank of Scotland £5 note, and how it caused a random stranger from Glasgow to gain possession of it and email us to say he’d found it“. Your call, really!
I shall leave this message with you, and will look forward to a response at your convenience.
With very best wishes,
Simon Varwell
PS I’m afraid I’ve never played golf, but I did play crazy golf a couple of times. It was fun!
PPS I’m also afraid to confess I’ve never been to Cumbernauld, either. Or watched “Gregory’s Girl”.