Archive for June, 2006

Inverness roads in “unpopular” shocker

Tuesday June 6 2006

Inverness this way.

I've just read on the BBC News website about the most unpopular roads in Scotland, according to an internet survey. Unsurprisingly, the top three are Inverness roads – the A96 (to Aberdeen), the A9 (to Stirling and Thurso) and the A82 (to Fort William and Glasgow).

I'm always amazed at how much Inverness is said to be booming for business and tourism despite so many things constraining it – no university (yet… though watch out next year), poor public transport into and round the city, housing growth lagging behind demand, a castle you can't get into unless with a Group 4 escort, licensing laws that only recently extended beyond 1.30am, poor visitor provision generally, and of course the roads.

Having spent plenty time on the roads of the highlands and beyond in my last job, I can testify to the A9, A82 and A96 being awful roads. Mostly single carriageway yet nearly always congested, there are regular reports of fatal crashes, and I've had a number of hairy moments myself (many my fault, admittedly). Most of these could have been avoided if they were all dual-carriageway, allowing lorries and caravans to go at snail pace without holding the rest of us up.

At least with the A9 and A82 you get spectacular scenery. I particularly love the A9 between Inverness and Thurso – it's a long and tortuous drive, but as long as you aren't in a hurry and don't mind the occasional use of second gear, the scenery is breathtaking, with all the beautiful beaches, pretty villages, dramatic cliffs, thick forests, and majestic castles and mountains you could ask for.

The same can't be said about the A96 – the scenery, mostly flat farmland, is not much to look at, and driving is no faster than the train. There is, however, an outstanding pie shop in Keith. And what more could you want than a decent pie?

Vespas

Tuesday June 6 2006

Vespa - click for bigger versionI was in Northern Ireland this weekend for a wee break, exploring Belfast and Derry – two warm, down to earth cities I first visited in 2004. It was beautiful weather, and also an exciting outing for my new digital camera.

It's a Sony DSC W50, which I bought from the outstanding independent camera shop Quiggs in Glasgow, and I'm really enjoying playing around with it. The Vespas in glorious greylikelihood is that I'll be taking loads more photos from now on, so I have upgraded my flickr account to get 100 times more upload allowance, plus other benefits – all for around one of your Earth pounds a month.

There's already a few pictures from Belfast and Derry on my pictures page, but just today I've put up some of a gathering of Vespas that was taking place by More Vespas than you can shake a wet fish at.Belfast's stunning City Hall. I'm not really into Vespas or bikes/scooters generally, but it was quite cool to see so spinning around the city centre en masse. They're quite cute machines close up… though some of the riders rather less so. There's no mention of a Belfast Vespa convention on the internet, so can't offer any explanation of what it was all about, I'm afraid. However if you are majorly into Vespas, you'll love Peter Moore's latest book.

Wheely goodOh, and I'd love to say that I intentionally took the Vespa photos in a brown shade to give them a faded, nostalgic appearance, but it was nothing that professional. Instead, I was still figuring out my camera's controls and had simply put it to the wrong setting.

101 Things To Do at a Christian Music Festival

Monday June 5 2006

On Saturday, I’m going to a music festival near Edinburgh. A Christian music festival no less, called Frenzy.

Music festivalI’ve been to Glastonbury and T in the Park before, but never to a Christian one. The thought of it would normally make me cringe, but I’ve been assured that Frenzy is very good and there’s a pile of folk from both my old and new churches going.

So at the very least it will be nice to catch up with people and broaden my experiences – and you never know, I might even surprise myself and have fun!

However, should it prove in any way dull, cheesy or generally sub-fun, I’ve decided – with your help – to come up with 101 Things To Do at a Christian Music Festival. And if I don’t get to try any of them out, I’ll just give them a go in church on Sunday instead.

Here’s some for starters…

  1. Pretend to be a Mormon.
  2. Shout “Get behind me, Satan!!” at random strangers.
  3. Hand out leaflets trying to poach people to your denomination. Offer sweets if necessary.
  4. Ask random people if they want to buy some hard drugs.
  5. Ask random people if they want to sell some hard drugs.
  6. Hold up big banners during sets condemning live music as the devil’s work.
  7. Heckle bands with in-depth theological questions from the Old Testament.
  8. Set up a lottery ticket stall.
  9. Open a free bar.
  10. Take a guitar, and wander around singing “Imagine” by John Lennon.
  11. Walk around with a bottle of water offering to baptise people.
  12. Complain to the stewards that you haven’t felt the power of the Holy Spirit, and you want your money back.
  13. Hold up hymn board numbers at the end of each song a band does, giving ratings up to 6.0.

Please do add your own ideas and continue the list! Let’s see if we can get to 101…

More videos: Sigur Ros

Thursday June 1 2006

Sigur Ros videosWhile I'm in the mindframe of music videos, let me direct you to the videos page on the UK site of Sigur Ros, who are probably my favourite band at the moment.

Their latest album, Takk…,  is absolutely ace, and the website has a couple of videos of songs from it, Hoppipolla and Glosoli.  Hoppipolla has got quite a bit of airplay due to being the theme song to the recent BBC TV programme "Planet Earth", and the video is about a bunch of pensioners behaving like kids.  It's gently amusing.  The video for Glosoli, easily the album's best song and an absolutely beautiful piece of music, is stunning, and involves children… well, watch it and find out.

Both are very typical Sigur Ros videos – with themes of nostalgia and lost childhood innocence, with lovely camera work that brings out the best in the Icelandic landscape and makes me want to hop on a plane or boat there right now.