Archive for May, 2006

Boards of Canada’s first video

Wednesday May 31 2006

Campfire Headphase coverI'm a big fan of electronic music outfit Boards of Canada, a Scottish group whose music is unusual and quite downbeat, but gently mesmerising. Their latest album, The Campfire Headphase, is brilliant. The best song on the album, Dayvan Cowboy, is one of the most achingly beautiful pieces of music I've heard in a long time, and it's currently getting good airplay on my iPod.

The group's first official music video was produced for Dayvan Cowboy, and is available to view on their record company's website. Go watch it. I challenge you to not like the song.

Surviving the smoking ban

Tuesday May 30 2006

A friend of mine was in town this evening, passing through Glasgow on his way from Leipzig to Inverness. Now there's an untapped market for Easyjet.

No butts.Anyway, we went to the Rock, one of the two local pubs near my flat, for a quiet pint, and as it was a beautiful sunny evening we sat outside. It was quite a strange situation, moving from the clean, airy interior of the pub to the smoky, stuffy beer-garden outside.

We found ourselves sitting downwind from an old man who was drinking lager and chain-smoking Benson and Hedges. As old men in pubs tend to do, he engaged us in rambling conversation, and I asked him for his views on the smoking ban. He replied with the sort of dismissive grumble that only old men in pubs can do, a grumble with a hint of shrug, that conveys disagreement, discontentment, and an apathetic, confused disillusionment with the ever-changing ways of the modern world.

He drained his pint glass, hauled himself to his feet, and tottered off, but not before giving a slightly more coherent voxpop:

"Roy Castle huz a lot tae answer fur."

Coping with alcohol

Sunday May 28 2006

After weekends away in Aberdeen and Inverness, it was good to be able to stay in Glasgow and get to St Silas, my probable new church. I guess I should say that this draws to an end my church search - which has been a fascinating exercise. I'm delighted to be settling where I am, and have had fun getting to know St Silas and its wonderful characters.Beer.

I don't have many more reflections on my search other than what I wrote after round one, except to say that it's been an incredibly enlightening experience. I've learned a lot, and am surprised I found somewhere as soon as I did. This means that there's lots of places I was hoping to revisit that I probably won't get to. Two exceptions are Destiny, which I know a couple of people at and will occasionally slink off to when I fancy a sly shot of pentecostalism, and Re:Hope, which is such a re:freshing place and where I hope to visit every few weeks just to see how it changes in its exciting, early life.

Today's services at St Silas were excellent. In the evening, David the minister preached on coping with alcohol. Rather than advice on how to drink seven pints and still be able to walk or what spirits best go with heavy ale, it was a cocktail of scriptural lessons about how we as Christians can keep alcohol in its place in life, enjoying it (if we drink it at all) in a context of mutual support, moderation and so forth.

We had some interesting discussions about the issue in the pub after the service.

Birds

Saturday May 27 2006

Some bird at Stirling Castle.Time to introduce you to a couple of blogs I occasionally read.

Mark, my freelance ornithologist friend in Aberdeen, keeps a blog of his birdwatching. He currently works for some sort of surveying organisation (he's tried to explain but I don't understand), and is also helping a friend out with his PhD. His blog seems from my ignorant perspective of these matters, to be professional, accurate and of genuine interest for those into this sort of thing.

Birdwatching is also one of Niall's lesser-known interests. He's decided to keep a blog of his pursuits too. It's proving somewhat more controversial among the ornithological fraternity however…

Oh, and I can assure you this is probably the last time that anything vaguely to do with plants, animals or the natural world gets mentioned here. So make the most of it!

Read Joe Bennett!

Thursday May 25 2006

A Land of Two HalvesA book I recently finished reading was "A Land of Two Halves" by Joe Bennett. He's an English journalist who's lived for many years in New Zealand, and to find out just how much he likes his adopted land he hitch-hikes his way around it.

An ageing, ever-cynical, and often rather anti-social guy, his humour is biting and his descriptions are wonderful. He's got a way of using language that makes you laugh out loud, visualise exactly what he's telling you about, and want to read on.

I've googled him and found that he writes a regular column for Stuff, the New Zealand news website. Like his book, it's very funny. One particular article about how to greet people had me laughing and empathising.

He's probably not everyone's cup of tea due to his "grumpy old man" approach to life, but I really enjoyed A Land of Two Halves, and am delighted to see he has a forthcoming book - throwing the spotlight on his native England. You now know what to get me for my birthday.

Montenegro’s Flying Serbia

Tuesday May 23 2006

Montenegro.  Picture from www.visit-montenegro.org

Niall has drawn my attention to the declaration of the result of Montenegro's recent referendum on independence. The Montenegrins have voted "yes" narrowly, which effectively makes both Montenegro and Serbia independent countries. The two countries formed Serbia-Montenegro, the now short-lived name for what was left of Yugoslavia. Following Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Macedonia, Montenegro has decided to make its own way in the world.

Leaving aside any in-depth analysis of the impact this will have for the Balkans, I'm much more interested in what happens to our country competition. Niall and I are trying to see who can visit the most countries, and Serbia-Montenegro is on both our lists from our travels in 2001 when we passed through both Montenegro itself and Kosova (an autonomous province of Serbia, which I'd also visited in 1999). My full list is here, and Niall is barely one or two behind.

Niall argues that we should now have two countries on our list - Serbia and Montenegro - on the grounds that the places we visited back then are now going to be two separate countries. And then there's Kosova, which most observers expect to secede from Serbia within the next few years. But I pointed out to him that we went there when it was Serbia-Montenegro and we can only count countries we've actually been to: neither of us have ever set foot in the independent states of Serbia or Montenegro and shouldn't claim we have done.

Niall emailed me in response, suggesting:

But now Monte is independent and let's imagine Kosovo becomes so too. There are now three countries but by your argument we have visited none of them, instead having visited some place that no longer exists. Now we return and go through all three countries again. Hurray, +3 to our totals. Do we now claim we have visited four countries? Even though there are only three and was only one? Four countries from three? Imagine the three countries amalgmated with Macedonia to make one new country, and we revisit it. What chaos now ensues? Then they break up again into something else…

To be honest, I'm a bit confused. What counts as a country you have visited - the territory at the time, or the state of affairs in the current day? How do you count the ones you've been to when they break up, merge or otherwise change their boundaries or indeed entire existences?

What do you all think? Some impartial advice would be gratefully received!

Raymond Mearns in Inverness

Tuesday May 23 2006

This Thursday, the 25th, Raymond Mearns is doing comedy in Inverness. He's one of the brains behind Dance Monkey Boy Dance, the improvisational comedy show at the Stand in Glasgow, of which I have quickly become a big fan. It's good to see more decent quality comedy coming to Inverness, and Raymond is a very, very funny guy so I can highly recommend it if you're in the area. Check his website for details.

If you make it along, tell him I said hello.

More media coverage

Monday May 22 2006

I got back this morning from a very enjoyable weekend in Inverness, to find that the Radio Suffolk interview has kicked off a bit of a storm in the media, mullet-wise.

I've had texts and emails telling me the story's been in the Metro in London, the Scottish Sun and the Daily Mirror, and it was mentioned on TalkSport radio.  I also had a call from Radio Scotland who are wanting speaking to me on the Fred MacAulay show on Wednesday morning - listen in at around 10.10am.

I also had an interview request from the Sun, but you'll be glad to know I turned them down (once I'd caught up on my emails a day later) because their email contained at least one error of grammar and one apostrophe crime.

They still printed anyway, apparently.  Tabloids, eh? 

“I just want a decent, normal church. Is that too much to ask?”

Thursday May 18 2006

Hank goes church-hunting in “King of the Hill” - see the video here.Hank from King of the Hill.  Never actually watch the show, myself.

It’s very funny, and not a million miles away from some of my experiences. It encapsulates the weird and wonderful things visitors encounter in churches.

Thanks to Brian, pastor at Glasgow’s only church to have a colon in its name, for drawing my attention to it.

Though you’d never catch me leaving somewhere over an issue as petty as uncomfortable pews, like Hank.

Honest.

Double mullet

Thursday May 18 2006

Well, that was a fun interview.

Thanks to the endeavours of Radio Suffolk and their listeners, I've discovered another mullet in the county. The resident of the second Mullett's Farm, near Barking, came on air and invited me round for a cuppa - thanks, David!

So I had better get my travel plans for July firmed up. The first job will be to find out where Barking is…