Archive for August, 2005

Wednesday 31 August, 2005

Wednesday August 31 2005

In the past few weeks I have been reaping the consequences of having been Down Under for six consecutive weeks. It's been immensely busy with planning, travelling and catching up with myself. Plus I organised a big join meet in Inverness earlier this month and attended one in Edinburgh the week after.

One of my work commitments involved three days in Greenock at a training event. I was not sure what to expect as I had never been there before, and know very little of the west Central Belt other than Glasgow itself. That whole area has suffered badly from the decline of heavy industry, with little other than burberry caps and heroin to replace it. However, I was pleasantly surprised by Greenock – it is on the coast, facing over the Clyde firth to hills of Argyllshire and Dumbartonshire, and has some lovely old buildings. The Waverley, Scotland's last ocean-going paddle steamer, was even docked in the harbour one night, which took me back to when I was around ten years old and visited it as part of a school trip when it was in Lochmaddy in North Uist.

Anyway, a lot of the historic county towns of Scotland have stunning examples of architecture from Victorian and often earlier periods – Lerwick, Kirkwall, Oban, Perth and Elgin are good examples – and Greenock really impressed me. The town house is a tall, grand affair with intricate and beautiful carvings and pillars, and there are various other lovely old buildings in the heart of the town. Meanwhile the seafront has been significantly tidied up with smart, modern buildings and an attractive promenade. There were a few ugly monstrosities of sixties urban planning, however, and it spoke volumes that one of the largest buildings in Greenock town centre was the job centre. Also, everything from the local college to one of the pubs is named after Greenock's famous son, James Watt, who lords it over the town centre in the form of an elegant statue.

Rather typical of a Central Belt town that their biggest name should be an electrician.

Tuesday 9 August, 2005

Tuesday August 9 2005

Last night I went to the cinema with a couple of friends, and saw "The Fantastic Four", the Marvel comic strip (sorry, graphic novel) about four scientists who gain special powers when they go into orbit and get hit by a radioactive storm. It was an entertaining film, in a mindless, trashy sort of way, but it got me thinking about the way films approach certain ideas.Why is it that when people in films get exposed to lethal radiation, they don't die instantly, they don't suffer severe internal organ damage, and they don't die a slow and painful death from degenerative, incurable cancer? No, instead, they get super powers and turn into spiders, invisible people, or huge big rock-like things.

It reminded me of the time last year that I saw "Exorcist: The Beginning" at the cinema. What happened? Yes, you've guessed it, the forces of Hell were unleashed upon the earth, but were stopped by the smells, bells and spells of a brave and determined Roman Catholic priest.

Why, I remember thinking, is it always the Catholics who get to be the heroes in horror films? Why don't you get the great armies of the devil being chased away by Anglican evangelicals inviting them to an Alpha group? Or vicious demons fleeing from the body of an possessed child at the sight of an intense Pentecostal prayer meeting gathering around the bed? And surely the most effective way to make Satan think twice before ever occupying another house of the Lord is to lock him for two hours in a Free Presbyterian church and make him suffer tortuously long sermons and even more painful wooden pews.

I suppose Hollywood would argue that those solutions simply wouldn't make exciting viewing. I don't know though, Dawn of the Dead Sea Scrolls, Good Friday the 13th, I Know What You Did Last Sunday or The Amen all have a certain ring to them.

Saturday 6 August, 2005

Saturday August 6 2005

It’s been strange (in a nice way) wondering around Inverness again after so long. It’s a glorious sunny day today, the city centre is brimming with tourists, and there’s an open air market on Eastgate and surprisingly tolerable buskers on the High Street. Just the sort of bustling atmosphere that makes Inverness so exhilirating in the summertime. However, I am disappointed that Safeways (well, Morrison’s as it is now) have brought in lots of changes while I’ve been away, including moving the bacon to aisle 27. It took me ages to find it in its new home next to the chicken.

I was a bit perturbed, however, to see loads of people in Rangers tops around town. I was thinking that Caley Thistle had lost their appeal while I’d been away or something and was despairing of those who don’t support their local team, until I got home again and found that Caley were in fact playing at home to Rangers this afternoon. So that’s alright then.

Tonight I’m off out on the town with mates. I wonder how easy it will be to find a schooner of Toohey’s New.

Friday 5 August, 2005

Friday August 5 2005

…and back!

Well, Australia was fun. I'm a bit jet-lagged now though, so will write more over the weekend. I'll update the mullet page, and no doubt over the next while will tell you bits and pieces of what happened.

But as I say… it was fun.